Are you an exclamation mark or an ellipsis?

This just came to mind. Like out of no where.

This post may seem disgusting to some, so be warned ;)

If you're an exclamation mark, you take a big dump once a day or once a week (if you're constipated).

If you are an ellipsis (blessed with healthy digestive system), you take a few small dumps a day.

Please don't tell me which you are. I can't take in the grossness. I just view some things differently and thought it'll be great to share them with you.

So the next time you see an ! or an ... while reading a blog post, you'll remember as jamieywrites it.

Do you have any quirky perspectives?